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The Marine's found they had too many high ranking NCO's and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any volunteer for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any Two points in his body.. The retiree got to choose what those two points would be.
 
The first Senior Staff Sergeant who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.
The second SGT who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked Out with $76,000.
 
The third one was Gunnie sergeant, a grizzly old Marine, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, from the tip of my penis to my testicles.'
 
It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the previous two retiree's had received.
But the old Marine insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a Medical Officer.
 
The Medical Officer arrived and instructed the Gunnie to 'drop 'em,' . The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the penis and began to work back.
"Dear Lord!", he suddenly exclaimed, ''Where are your testicles?''
Gunnie replied, '' Vietnam''.


Military Humor

     The USS Constitution (Old Ironsides), as a combat vessel, carried 48,600 gallons of fresh water for her crew of 475 officers and men. This was sufficient to last six months of sustained operations at sea. She carried no evaporators (i.e. fresh water distillers).
     However, let it be noted that according to her ship's log, "On July 27, 1798, the USS Constitution sailed from Boston with a full complement of 475 officers and men, 48,600 gallons of fresh water, 7,400 cannon shot, 11,600 pounds of black powder and 79,400 gallons of rum."
Her mission: "To destroy and harass English shipping."
     Making Jamaica on October 6, she took on 826 pounds of flour and 68,300 gallons of rum.
     Then she headed for the Azores, arriving there November 12. She provisioned with 550 pounds of beef and 64,300 gallons of Portuguese wine.
     On November 18, she set sail for England. In the ensuing days she defeated five British men-of-war and captured and scuttled 12 English merchant ships, salvaging only the rum aboard each.
     By January 26, her powder and shot were exhausted. Nevertheless, although unarmed she made a night raid up the Firth of Clyde in Scotland. Her landing party captured a whisky distillery and transferred 40,000 gallons of single malt Scotch aboard by dawn. Then she headed home.
     The USS Constitution arrived in Boston on February 20, 1799, with no cannon shot, no food, no powder, no rum, no wine, no whisky, and 38,600 gallons of water.

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A humble history lesson for all of us!   Have you ever wondered what happened to the 56 men who signed the Declaration of Independence?
 
      Five signers were captured by the British as traitors, and tortured before they died.  
     Twelve had their homes ransacked and burned. Two lost their sons serving in the Revolutionary Army; another had two sons captured.
      Nine of the 56 fought and died from wounds or hardships of the Revolutionary War.
      They signed and they pledged their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honor.
      What kind of men were they?
      Twenty-four were lawyers and jurists. Eleven were merchants, nine were farmers and large plantation owners; men of means, well educated, but they signed the Declaration of Independence knowing full well that the penalty would be death if they were captured.
     Carter Braxton of Virginia, a wealthy planter and trader, saw his ships  swept from the seas by the British Navy. He sold his home and properties to pay his debts and died in rags.
     Thomas McKeam was so hounded by the British that he was forced to move his family almost constantly. He served in the Congress without pay, and his family was kept in hiding. His possessions were taken from him, and poverty was his reward.
     Vandals or soldiers looted the properties of Dillery, Hall, Clymer, Walton, Gwinnett, Heyward, Ruttledge, and Middleton.
      At the battle of Yorktown , Thomas Nelson, Jr., noted that the British General Cornwallis had taken over the Nelson home for his headquarters. He quietly urged General George Washington to open fire. The home was destroyed, and Nelson died bankrupt.
      Francis Lewis had his home and properties destroyed. The enemy jailed his wife, and she died within a few months.
      John Hart was driven from his wife's bedside as she was dying. Their 13 children fled for their lives. His fields and his grist mill were laid to waste. For more than a year he lived in forests and caves, returning  home to find his wife dead and his children vanished. So, take a few minutes while enjoying your 4th of July holiday and silently thank these patriots. It's not much to ask for the price the paid.

     Remember freedom is never free! I hope you will show your support by sending this to as many people as you can, please. It's time we get the word out that patriotism is NOT a sin, and the  Fourth o
f July  has more to it than beer, picnics, and baseball games.  

 

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The Great Escape   Untouched for almost seven decades, the tunnel used in the Great Escape has finally been unearthed.

      The 111-yard passage nicknamed 'Harry' by Allied prisoners was sealed by the Germans after the audacious break-out from the POW camp Stalag Luft III in western Poland.
      Despite huge interest in the subject, encouraged by the film starring Steve McQueen, the tunnel remained  undisturbed over the decades because it was behind the Iron Curtain  and the Soviet authorities had no interest in its  significance.
      But at last British archaeologists have excavated it, and discovered its remarkable secrets.
      Many of the bed boards which had been joined together to stop it collapsing were still in position. And the ventilation shaft, ingeniously crafted from used powdered milk containers known as  Klim Tins, remained in working order. 
    Scattered throughout the tunnel, which is 30ft below ground, were bits of old metal buckets,  hammers and crowbars  which  were used to hollow out the route
      A total of 600 prisoners worked on three tunnels at the same time.  They were nicknamed Tom, Dick and Harry and were just 2 ft square for most  of their length. It was on the night of March 24 and 25, 1944, that 76 Allied airmen escaped through Harry.
      Barely a third of the 200 prisoners many in fake German uniforms and civilian  outfits and carrying false identity papers, who were meant to slip  away managed to leave before the alarm was raised when escapee number 77 was spotted.
      Tunnel vision: A tunnel reconstruction showing the trolley system.
      Only three made it back to Britain. Another 50 were executed by firing squad on the orders of Adolf Hitler, who was furious after learning of the breach of security.    In all, 90 boards from bunk beds, 62 tables, 34 chairs and 76 benches, as well as thousands of items including knives, spoons, forks, towels and blankets, were squirreled away by the Allied prisoners to aid the escape plan under the noses of their captors.
      Although the Hollywood movie suggested otherwise,   NO Americans were involved in the operation.  Most were British, and the others were from Canada, (all the tunnelers were Canadian personnel with backgrounds in mining) Poland, New Zealand, Australia, and South Africa.
      The site of the tunnel, recently  excavated by British archaeologists .  The latest dig, over three weeks in August, located the entrance to Harry, which was originally concealed under a stove in Hut 104.
      The team also found another tunnel, called George, whose exact position had not been charted. It was never used as the 2,000 prisoners were forced to march to other camps as the Red Army approached in January 1945.
      Watching the excavation was Gordie King, 91, an RAF radio operator, who was 140th in line to use Harry and therefore missed out. 'This brings back such bitter-sweet memories,' he said as he wiped away tears. 'I'm amazed by what they've found.'
      Bitter-sweet  memories: Gordie King, 91, made an emotional return to Stalag Luft III.


In a related post:

     Many of the recent generations have no true notion of the cost in lives and treasure that were paid for the liberties that we enjoy in this United States.  They also have no idea in respect of the lengths that the “greatest generation” went to in order to preserve those liberties.  Below is one true, small and entertaining story regarding those measures that are well worth reading, even if the only thing derived from the story is entertainment.

Escape from WWII POW Camps 

      Starting in 1940, an increasing number of British and Canadian Airmen found themselves as the involuntary guests of the Third Reich, and the Crown was casting about for ways and means to facilitate their escape.. 
      Now obviously, one of the most helpful aids to that end is a useful and accurate map, one showing not only where stuff was, but also showing the locations of 'safe houses' where a POW on-the-lam could go for food and shelter. 
      Paper maps had some real drawbacks -- they make a lot of noise when you open and fold them, they wear out rapidly, and if they get wet, they turn into mush. 
      Someone in MI-5 (similar to America's OSS) got the idea of printing escape maps on silk. It's durable, can be scrunched-up into tiny wads and, unfolded as many times as needed and, makes no noise whatsoever. 
      At that time, there was only one manufacturer in Great Britain that had perfected the technology of printing on silk, and that was John Waddington Ltd When approached by the government, the firm was only too happy to do its bit for the war effort. 
      By pure coincidence, Waddington was also the U.K. Licensee for the popular American board game Monopoly. As it happened, 'games and pastimes' was a category of item qualified for insertion into 'CARE packages', dispatched by the International Red Cross to prisoners of war. 
      Under the strictest of secrecy, in a securely guarded and inaccessible old workshop on the grounds of Waddington's, a group of sworn-to-secrecy employees began mass-producing escape maps, keyed to each region of Germany, Italy, and France or wherever Allied POW camps were located. When processed, these maps could be folded into such tiny dots that they would actually fit inside a Monopoly playing piece. 
      As long as they were at it, the clever workmen at Waddington's also managed to add: 

1 A playing token, containing a small magnetic compass 

2. A two-part metal file that could easily be screwed together 

3. Useful amounts of genuine high-denomination German, Italian, and French currency, hidden within the piles of Monopoly money! 

      British and American air crews were advised, before taking off on their first mission, how to identify a 'rigged' Monopoly set – by means of a tiny red dot, one cleverly rigged to look like an ordinary printing glitch, located in the corner of the Free Parking square. 
      Of the estimated 35,000 Allied POWS who successfully escaped, an estimated one-third were aided in their flight by the rigged Monopoly sets. Everyone who did so was sworn to secrecy indefinitely, since the British Government might want to use this highly successful ruse in still another, future war. 
The story wasn't declassified until 2007, when the surviving craftsmen from Waddington's, as well as the firm itself, were finally honored in a public ceremony. 

It's always nice when you can play that 'Get Out of Jail' Free' card! 


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